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A mass testing for Chlamydia at Splendour In The GrassÂ confirmed what we’d all expected for a long time, that every festival goer is indeed riddled with the stuff.
After trading a , it’s believed that the 1000 revellers (who returned a 99% positive result) have now created a super-flu the likes which is unprecedented. All Splendour patrons areÂ now being screened and possibly quarantined in a hope to avoid further outbreak.
The tent, while advertised as giving “piece mind” has now fered punters anything but, as no one is quite sure whether they’re safe or not after their sexual partner festival binge.
“We’ve never seen anything like it, who’d have known that a weekend long thousand person orgy would culminate in a super-virus, it’s the stuff movies” said Dr. F. Steevil, human biology expert.
In light current events and the birth what experts are now calling “Splendour-flu” we suggest everyone gets regularly tested and stays safe.